Some Funny Shiat

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.”

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screamflydream:

Oh na na, I love to bake. Oh na na, Feed me cake.
Oh na na, watch me belly shake, belly shake, belly shake.
Yeah, I heard you good with them chopsticks,
Yeah you know food to mouth.
The price of a #9 is 8 something, right?
Cuz I’ve been tryina order out awhhh.
Good food, white wine, awh.
I eat a lot in the night time, yeah, okay away we go,
I heard about your food on the radiooooo, get a plate.

Say you gotta eat, so I’ll cook you up a steak.
You just waiting for the microwave to finish girl.
The things that we could eat in 20 minutes girl.
Get a fork, get a knife, we’re eating out.
It’s getting cold, heat it up, I’m hungry now
I can help you eat a mighty big cake
Soon as you’re full we can rest for a day

Oh nana, I love to bake. Oh nana, feed me cake.

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Oh my fucking god

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born this way deluxe album cover

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